If someone could love me for me no matter what I too would make that face
ive never wanted to eat a leaf more than i have when watching land before time movies
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He like to call me 🍑 when we get this nasty
Turn that 🍒 out
He 💦 all on my 👗
guess i got the radio edit
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spelling bee contest
announcer: spell the word "THICK”
contestant: “THICK”
“T - H - I - C - C” “THICC”
Contestant: can you use it in a sentence?
Announcer: girl, you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
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power move: buying out the Gucci store and pronouncing it “gucky” the whole time
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They say 70% of you is H₂O
Well the other 30% of me WANTS₂DIE
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